Remember how the lyrics said, "You say it best, when you say nothing at all." This is *probably, maybe, possibly* what they meant! Let those dumb enough to try you know that they're welcome to FAFO with your home security sign! These signs are stained and laser engraved wood before being attached to a wooden stake that you can then place in a planter on your front porch or wherever it suits your fancy!

We do seal these with polycrylic to assist with the longevity against elements. Due to this product being made out of wood, it is only natural that over time it may fade or succumb to the environmental elements. We do our best to protect the front, sides, and back when sealing our product.

Due to the custom and handmade nature of these signs, we do not accept returns or cancellations on orders since these are, at times, made to order. We stand by our products and our work creating them, so if something isn't up to par please message us!

If you have an HOA who will not allow the full spelling of certain words, please message us after your order noting that you need the acronym FAFO. We will replace the two lines of text with a large FAFO in the same font.

Octagon Dimensions (not including the stake): 7 inches tall and 7 inches wide.
Total Sign Height (sign + stake): roughly 14 inches top to bottom